SOVember is coming to a close but I have one last festering surprise, slowly clawing its way out of a well earned garbage filled obscurity. Ladies and gentlemen, I present and I apologize for letting it loose in your world. Oooph! SOV from Down Under is filled to the brim with unlikable characters, braindead choices, … More The Merits of Sin: D.N.A. Bloodrush (1997) (Australia)
If there has ever been a film more undeserving of an exclamation point in its title, I have yet to come across it. Night Ripper!, or NR! as I shall call it from this point on, is one hell of a slog. Yet, much like that boring uncle who drones on and on about his … More The Merits of Sin: Night Ripper! (1986) (USA)
A topless Ted Prior gently strums a guitar with a beer by his side and his loving gal gazing in appreciation at the majesty that is Ted Prior. A topless Ted Prior takes a stroll with his lucky as all hell girlfriend and playfully places a can of beer on her head. It tumbles immediately … More The Merits of Sin: Sledgehammer (1983) (USA)
directed by G.W. Lawrence (Gary Whitson) runtime: 85 mins As we waited for our Pizza Hut to arrive one night when I was six, my dad and I talked about monsters. I was obsessed with drawing them, so odds are I was sitting on the floor drawing a one-eyed alien with a turtle shell for … More Schlock du Jour: The Mummy’s Dungeon (1993)
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